Ra is burning in the sky
Osiris cut into pie
Fourteen pieces hidden away
Isis knew where they lay
Called to the black head dog
Fetch them bones in the sea of fog
I think his manhood swam away
With this map we could find it today
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That Mummy's alive! Yeah!
That Mummy's alive! Oh no!
That Mummy's alive!
Our intrepid explorers
Enter the mysterious pyramid of Osiris
Having survived perilous dangers beyond measure
Now the treasure is before them
Reaching greedily for the ancient dusty crotch of the mummy
It rises from its tomb
To slowly choke the living shit out of them all!
Tutankhamun was a boy
His little curse just a toy
What we seek is bigger than this
A golden phallus is what we wish
All the men that have died
All the nights Isis has cried
And all the odds say we wont survive
This mummy’s pecker will revive
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Your track "Despite Himself He Dreams" has gotten me unstuck from my horror-writer's block many a time.
What's more, it's been handy in inspiring some quality off-the-cuff writing just yesterday when I was unexpectedly asked to be the narrator for a game of D&D MeteorSage